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hopelessx:

tylerdeathbreath:

Fuck it

i can’t stop watching this, it’s like addictive 

hopelessx:

tylerdeathbreath:

Fuck it

i can’t stop watching this, it’s like addictive 

in-plainproletarian-english:

SEX.
Simple flow chart of all you need to know.

in-plainproletarian-english:

SEX.

Simple flow chart of all you need to know.

sublimesublemon:

cuppacats:

aquus:

i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real

have you ever met someone from wyoming???

exactly

my mom lives in wyoming

yes but have you ever met her

foxblondie:

omg stop

foxblondie:

omg stop

  • me:

    cos every time we touch I get this feeling

  • keyboard:

  • people:

    you have to be more lady like

  • me:

    suck my dick

pricksatmywindow:

at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again